Sunday, October 10, 2010

Looking over Battle Creek

It's time for another round of BlackBerry pictures. This time we have videos too. Lucky ducky you!

Cole is very smiley lately. This smile is infectious.


Adobe recently announced the new location for our Utah offices. It will be on the other side of I-15 from Thanksgiving Point (in front of Cabellas), but won't open for about two years. Either way we arexcited about a permanent location in Utah even closer to Davis county. One of the fruits of the company field trip to the new location was this real hard hat that Cayden has since claimed as his own.


First of all -- Cayden is fine. No injuries. Second of all -- I had no idea this was going to happen when I started filming. I am a good parent.



Priorities. Check.


Cayden and I took a hike up Dry Canyon a while back. Cayden got tired as soon as we left the parking lot and insisted on riding on my shoulders...and holding on by grabbing my hair.


On a bike ride / hike up Battle Creek Canyon one morning before work (one of the benefits of working for a software company) I came across this HUGE waterfall. The trail passes right by the top of the waterfall. If you are not careful coming down you will be on your way off the world's most dangerous high dive.


Yesterday we took a trip to the Vineyard pumpkin patch / corn maze / petting zoo / playland. This was my first trip to a corn maze so I thought I would take it slow. You know, kid's non-haunted corn maze in the middle of the day with a 2-year old, stroller, and 3-month old.


On our trip to the pumpkin patch / corn maze / petting zoo / playland, they had this crazy fast slide. I like Cayden's confused look of "Is this what's supposed to happen?"




Yesterday I treated myself to a great bike ride / hike up to this lookout point over Battle Creek canyon.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

An Emergency Room Worth Waiting For

And now something that has vexed me for a while now:

If you have traveled north or south on I-15 lately, you have undoubtedly seen these billboards. Through the magic of modern technology, these billboards are able to tell you precisely how long the wait is at the specified Emergency Room.

Although impressive, I wonder how this is valuable to anyone. I have never been on the freeway and thought to myself "I'm bored. Where should I go at this very minute? Hey, the emergency room wait is only 12 minutes! Let's stop by."

I think of situations that require an emergency room as ...well, emergencies. When you have half a tank of gas you may look around for the best price per gallon and then make your decision accordingly. When you are on zero miles to empty, you have a gas emergency. In this you situation, you head for the nearest gas station, regardless of the price, and pray that it is downhill. Accordingly, if I fall out of a tree and break my arm I'm not inclined to "shop around" for the ER with the shortest wait time.

"What? Your water broke? Sure the ER here in Orem is right here, but look at the wait! There is an ER up in north Ogden where the current wait time is only five minutes."

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Pictures From My Phone

It has been a while. I thought finishing school would open up the blogging channel again, but it hasn't really helped -- mainly because I have not really found anything I want to write about. And when I do, I am not close to a computer.

A lot has happened in the last several months. But I don't have the time or desire to tell you all about it. However, my phone has been with me the entire time and snapped a few fuzzy pics. Maybe it will serve as a proxy for me telling you about my life.

So here we go:
Back in July we went to the 4th of July parade in good old K-town (Kaysville). This is Cayden waiting for the floats candy.

This is a skunk. Hard to see -- I know. I took this picture of our dark patio, through a glass window...with a camera phone. While we were up at Bear Lake with Suzanne's family we left our trash bag out on the patio one night. It was found by two skunks. The funny thing was we were able to watch the entire thing unravel right through our sliding glass door, but we were powerless to do anything about it. We tried banging on the door gently as we wanted to scare them away, but not really "scare" them. It was not worth the risk of opening the door to shew them away. These were skunks, not cats. We even tried laser pointers. No luck. We went to bed and cleaned up the mess in the morning.

Mike Smith and I up behind Timp on one of our several Alpine Loop rides. This is a real climb and we are real men.
I got the "blue screen" of death on my work computer a while back. You techy readers and ISYS majors can let me know what's wrong. Maybe my kernel's infected or corrupted...I was just checkin' the specs on the end line....I'm retarded. At work I have two 20" screens right next to each other, so the BSOD is even more intimidating.

See.

A month or so ago I took a business trip to the DC area to visit a couple of clients, one of which was Gannett, the parent company for USA today. If you have ever stayed in a Hampton Inn, then have unknowingly paid $0.75 for a USA today. Don't believe me? Check your last hotel receipt. Anyway, this is their headquarters. And they say there is no money in publishing.

Oh, we had a baby in July! Cole Douglas Blair is now over a month old. Yeah, I know...I'm not very good at communicating stuff like this. I need a social agent. Anyways, Cole is cute as a button and likes to cry at night. Older brother Cayden is adapting well but was slow to warm up to younger brother's name.

"Mom, Cole is the name of a store!"

A couple of weeks ago we enjoyed Lindon days. We moved to Lindon too, by the way. Part of Lindon days includes a free car show, which is right up my alley. Because they are cars. And it's free. Check, check. For those of you who argue that the Ford Crown Victoria has not ever changed body styles, I submit that you are wrong. This is a late 50's model. The paint job may not be stock.

An evening trip to Wal-Mart yielded this strangely peaceful picture in the parking lot. It looked like something serious was happening that involved pillars of light and everyday low prices.

And finally: the helicopter. In Provo, we shared a backyard and a series of abused toys with Cayden's best friend Parker. In Lindon, it is just the C-Monster, so we felt like we needed something for him to do in our seriously large backyard. On KSL.com we found one of these Lifetime helicopters that someone obviously felt too intimidated to attempt to build.

I brought it home in a box and put it together one night while Cayden was asleep. I started shortly after Cayden went to bed. FOUR HOURS later, the helicopter was finished. Now Cayden tells all his friends about the helicopter his dad built. So it was worth it.

In this pic, Cayden is cleaning off the propeller. I am pretty sure somewhere in the 100-page manual that came with this helicopter there is a picture of a child doing exactly this, with a big red X through it. It is kind of amusing -- the top of the helicopter reads "Stay clear while propeller is in motion." Good to know in case this thing actually takes off.

So that's it. Pretty much everything that happened in the last three months is included in these 10 photos. Now you are caught up. See you in 3 months.





Sunday, June 06, 2010

Hmmm.....


Let's be honest: if you buy Kmart's "My First Airzone" trampoline, you're basically buying a cage to contain your child.

Thursday, April 08, 2010

The Thrill of the Hunt

It is really quite amazing that Easter has come and gone. We spent the weekend at home with families and survived three Easter egg hunts without incident.

Easter Egg Hunt #1: The Kaysville City Hunt
Some things you can be late to without a problem. An Easter egg hunt is not one of those. Saturday morning Kaysville city held its annual Easter egg hunt at 10am sharp. As is usually the case, we were running a little behind that morning and with the unexpected task of cleaning snow off the car, we left a little late. At 9:57am we rolled into the park. The challenge then became finding out where we were supposed to be. In an effort to prevent 12-year-old boys from stealing eggs from 2-year-old toddlers, Kaysville city splits the hunt across four baseball fields.

The problem for us was identifying which of the four fields was for 0-3 year-old children and getting the C-monster there in less than three minutes. After running ahead to spec out the fields I found that Cayden's field was on the far side of the park. I ran back to Suz and Cayden. Suz is a little preggers right now so they were not moving extremely fast. I picked Cayden up and started running. As we were running Cayden asked "Why are you carrying me." Without exaggeration, I arrived to the front line where hundreds of small children were anxiously awaiting the signal and put Cayden down. No less than five seconds later, the voice on the PA system said "GO!"

Chaos broke out and I did my best to keep the C-monster in view as he moved from egg to egg. Within two minutes every egg on the field had been claimed and the field was empty. Had we arrived at 9:59am, we would have been out of luck.

Easter Egg Hunt #2: The Blair Family Hunt
With all six of her grandchildren now living in Utah, my mom was more than excited for this hunt. She cleverly devised a system where each grandchild was assigned a color of eggs to search for. All the child needed to do was find eggs that matched the color of his or her basket. While some eggs contained candy and money, others contained slips of paper indicating a prize they could then claim from grandma. The eggs were then hidden by the adults according the the color/grandchild difficulty matrix. Three of the oldest grandchild's eggs were never found, suggesting the difficulty matrix may need to be tweaked...or eggs should only be hidden by a responsible adult.

In theory this was a brilliant plan. In execution, it took quite a bit of training to teach Cayden to pick up yellow eggs -- only yellow eggs.

Easter Egg Hunt #3: The Todd Family Hunt
With 18 grandchildren on the Todd side (at time of publishing), grandchild-specific coloring schemes are not an option without a professional-grade paint mixer. The hunt began in a frenzy. As I followed Cayden around I noticed he was picking up a lot of eggs and putting them back down, but very few were making into his basket. This catch-and-release approach had me concerned and then I noticed that all the eggs in his basket were orange -- just like his basket. Just as I was putting this together Cayden placed another egg back on the ground stating: "Not orange."

"No Cayden, it's all fair game." I said. "You can pick up any egg." After a slow start, we picked the pace up and grabbed as many eggs as we could.

Because the grandchildren had already been to several egg hunts and likely accumulated too much candy to safely consume, Suzanne's Mom decided to fill some eggs with nickels instead. Another great plan in theory. From a strictly fiscal perspective, however, for a child nickels are not as liquid of an asset as candy. Once back inside, some of the children pushed the nickels aside and filtered out the candy. While most of the children did this, one entrepreneurial grandchild recognized an opportunity and helped several children liquidate their fiscal inventory by exchanging his surplus of candy for their otherwise useless nickels.

All in all, it was a successful weekend for Cayden and a tiring weekend for mom and dad.

Friday, February 19, 2010

"Xx"-tra Long Bedtime Stories

Let me begin by saying that it is always a privilege to read a bedtime story to the C-monster. Sometimes privileges can be tiresome though. At the end of the day all you need is a long bedtime story with tiny font. Did you know there are three naughty trains that say no before "The Little Engine That Could" finally says yes? Besides being a lot of rejection for a little kid to handle, that is a long story.

That is why it is always a little disheartening to open a book to find a gigantic "Aa" on the first page. I know the alphabet well and know there are 25 letters that follow "Aa." Ultimately, that makes for a long bedtime story. Sometimes that forces mommy and daddy to cheat a little. There is a little part of me that worries Cayden will get to the first grade and discover that there are letters between "Dd" and "Pp."

Perhaps the saving grace of such a book is waiting to see what the author choose to do with "Xx." I have seen an "Ii"ce cream truck and I have seen a "Ff"ire truck, but I have never seen an "Xx"-ray truck. Really? An X-ray truck--is that the best they can think of. And eXcited starts with and "Ee" not an "Xx."

Monday, February 15, 2010

Check out my GUSSELS!

Well, it doesn't get much cuter than this. The C-Monster is now about 3 weeks into his P90x training, and the results speak for themselves. Just check out these before and after pictures!



The C-monster does not always get his syllables right. As a result, he is showing off his gussels here (muscles.)

Sunday, January 10, 2010

"Oh what fun it is to be THREE"

Short but sweet, this home video is a perfect representation of the C-Monster. Watch for a flash of orange!


P.S. Don't blink.

Friday, January 08, 2010

The 12 Days of A Blair Christmas

Christmas has come, and Christmas has gone. Two weeks of no school, no obligations, and no schedule are done. So now it is back to school for the final semester -- ever. I'm serious the time, no more school after this.

However, in honor of the two weeks of bliss, I have documented 12 days of a very Blairy Christmas:
  • 12 Additional inches of snow that Alta received (17)...compared to Park City (5)...on the day I chose to go to Park city
  • 11 Puking relatives
  • 10 Days of no school
  • 9 AA batteries burned in flashlights
  • 8 Extended family dinners
  • 7 Nights at home
  • 6 Nights at the in-laws
  • 5 Pounds gained then lost
  • 4 Snowshoe treks
  • 3 Christmas Parties
  • 2 Snowmobile days
  • 1 BABY DUE IN JULY :-)