I am taking a lot of heat as of late regarding my lack of updates. For this, I do not apologize. I began this blogging process much earlier than most of you. I should have some blogging credits saved up somewhere in the Internet bank controlled by Al Gore.
That being said, let it be known that I have been very busy researching and completing applications for graduate school. Although I have not been posting it, I have still been writing...application essays.
This is a tough process because you have to make yourself sound good -- but not arrogant. You have to weave in examples that show why you are so great, but still so humble. Like the time I found a way to re-use postage stamps, resulting in immense cost savings that single-handedly saved the company from certain bankruptcy, but did not take credit for it -- until now.
I have also had to highlight my diversity skills by relaying my experience ordering pizzas with half pepperoni and half Canadian bacon with pineapple. This increase in pizza topping availability made a higher percentage of people happy, resulting in higher levels of workplace satisfaction, which single-handedly saved the company from certain bankruptcy.
The most difficult essay by far involved identifying the biggest mistake in my career in which I tried to use a label maker and accidentally triggered my company's silent alarm . . . which almost single-handedly sent my company to the brink of certain bankruptcy.
The point in all this is . . . well, I'm not sure that there was intended to be a point. But I have not been neglecting the blogging community, I have just been busy.
Stay tuned. There will be more to come....no promises as to when though.
